Welcome to a dark future where burlesque is forbidden on all civilized worlds. After years of searching the galaxy, Rogue Starship Captain Jonny Porkpie and his attractive band of space rebels have located exiled Burlesque Queen Nasty Canasta. But can the captain and his scantily-clad crew shake and shimmy well enough to prove themselves worthy of an scintillating alliance that will restore the balance of sexiness to the universe?