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When two burlesque stars are bitten by a radioactive spider as they rocket from their exploding home planet, a bat flies through the window of their ship, exposing them to cosmic rays which activate their latent mutant abilities. Confused by the ludicrous mix of powers they receive, they turn to evil and set out to conquer the world. Can superpowered bump and grind bring down the villainous vixens, or will these burlesque heroes be defeated by the dangerously sexy ULTIMATE STRIPTEASE WEAPON?