HOW THE PINCH STOLE XMAS
BUY TICKETS: 12/28/2009
Now in its 3rd year! A stocking-stuffer that takes on the holidays as only Pinchbottom can; from behind. When Nasty Canasta takes charge of the Holiday Pageant, she decides to celebrate with nudity, using burlesque stars for sexy tributes to the season. But the grinch-like (but legally distinct) "Pinch" (Jonny Porkpie) wants to keep Xmas clean and pure as the virgin snow, and so dresses up like a Burlesque Santa and sets out to kidnap each and every performer in Nasty's show. Burlesque Santa's sack is full of goodies for all the bad boys and girls. And the best part is... these presents unwrap themselves! 12/28/09 edition stars Nasty Canasta and Jonny Porkpie, with Julie Atlas Muz, Little Brooklyn, Legs Malone, Mat "Sealboy" Fraser, Sapphire Jones.
"Stuff your stocking with Nasty Canasta and Jonny Porkpie’s themed burlesque, in which the sourpuss Pinch (legally distinct from any similarly green, anticelebrationist kin) tries to make off with everything that makes Christmas worth unwrapping for." more press »