PINCHBOTTOMLAND amusement park
All concerned parties are invited to attend a tassel-twirling community meeting where the Pinchbottom Burlesque Management Company, LLC ("PBMC") will unveil a much sexier plan for the development of Coney Island: a burlesque theme park called PINCHBOTTOMLAND. Says Nasty Canasta, co-founder and CEO of PBMC, LLC, "Our rides and attractions will be much more exciting than anything our competitors can offer. Our Bumper Cars both bump and grind, our Roller Coaster has the most dangerous curves around, and as for our Tunnel of Love... well, you'll just have to come see for yourself." WARNING: first few rows may get wet.

"Nasty Canasta and Jonny Porkpie’s themed burlesque seems perfectly suited to make a proposal for the future of Coney Island, since tassels do tend to draw the eye to (water)frontal developments." more press »
Pinchbottom Burlesque
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