Pinchbottom Declares War

The President decides that the Pinchbottom Burlesque Organization is stockpiling “Weapons of Ass Destruction”, and orders the invasion of their home base… New York City. In response, PINCHBOTTOM DECLARES WAR and whips its Burly-Q Commandoes into fighting form with a rigorous basic training regimen. In high-heeled boot camp, these burlesque stars must forswear their beloved bump & grind in favor of military maneuvers. When the two armies clash, will the elite Presidential unit infiltrate the burlesque stronghold? Or will his regime be toppled by Pinchbottom’s privates?