Pinchbottom and the Raiders of the Temple of the Kingdom of the Golden Boobs of Doom crusade

A myth steeped in legend, surrounded by mystery, wrapped in secrets, dripping in sweat: The Golden Boobs of Doom were worshipped by the Ancient Burlesquians as a symbol of all that was naked and sexy in the world. When that ribald civilization fell, the legend of the Boobs sagged with time… until an archeologist specializing in erotic artifacts finds a pornographic map that will lead her down the glory trail to adventure, and set her against the evil Baron Schweintörte in a race to uncover the gilded bazooms.