Beauty, poise, intelligence, a nice ass, the eighties: these are the qualities necessary to earn the coveted title of Miss Pinchbottom 1983. Witness the drama as world-class finalists Nasty Canasta, Clams Casino, GiGi La Femme, Kobayashi Maru, and Scarlet Sinclair clamber to the top of the heap in the contest for the crown. Celebrity MC Jonny Porkpie fuels the fires as elegance and charm are flung about at the 25th Annual Miss Pinchbottom 1983 Pageant at Burlesque on the Beach.