When Nasty Canasta and Jonny Porkpie are offered the chance to bring Pinchbottom to Broadway, they immediately call on all of the talented and wonderful people who helped make their off-off-Broadway show such a hit... to ask them to audition, Chorus Line-style. But can Pinchbottom hit just the right balance of schlock, cheese and overblown production numbers necessary to appeal to a Broadway audience? Or will they resort to doing burlesque tributes to existing "classics", such as Cats, My Fair Lady, Chicago, Jukebox Musicals, The Glass Menagerie, and everything in between? In this Broadway extravaganza, there's only one rule: No Gypsy.