YOU ONLY PINCH TWICE
MISSION BRIEFING: The world is, as usual, in trouble... menaced this time by the Pernicious INternational Cartel of Horrible Baddies Out To Take Over el Mundo (P.I.N.C.H.B.O.T.T.O.M.), whose plan for global domination -- to use the twirling of burlesque performers' tassels to hypnotize the populace into submission -- is not the most ludicrous in the history of the 007 franchise. But P.I.N.C.H.B.O.T.T.O.M. will soon discover that The Twirl is Not Enough. Because (an unlicensed parody of) James Bond is back... and this time, she has a "License to Pinch" in the undercover extravaganza YOU ONLY PINCH TWICE. Featuring a full dossier of burlesque superstars as a cadre of superspies, double agents, and villainous henchgals.
"Time Out Critic's Pick! "Burlesque and James Bond—they go together like vodka and vermouth. Jonny Porkpie and his Pinchbottom cohorts (including Jo “Boobs” Weldon and Tigger!) are reviving their Bond parody just ahead of the release of the new 007 flick, Skyfall."
Tor.com - "Awesome and funny... the kind of thing that reminds you why you go see live entertainment... nobody does it better than this."" more press »