tag:www.pinchbottom.com,2008-02-21:/shows//7 2008-06-22T23:26:16Z Movable Type 4.1 tag:www.pinchbottom.com,2008:/shows//7.371 2008-07-25T02:00:00Z 2008-06-22T23:26:16Z

Beauty, poise, intelligence, a nice ass, the eighties: these are the qualities necessary to earn the coveted title of Miss Pinchbottom 1983. Witness the drama as world-class finalists Nasty Canasta, Clams Casino, GiGi La Femme, Scarlet Sinclair and Tigger! clamber...

Porkpie http://www.pinchbottom.com 25th Annual Miss Pinchbottom 1983 Pageant at Burlesque on the Beach.]]> tag:www.pinchbottom.com,2008:/shows//7.294 2008-06-21T02:00:00Z 2008-06-22T07:57:28Z

A myth steeped in legend, surrounded by mystery, wrapped in secrets, dripping in sweat: The Golden Boobs of Doom were worshipped by the Ancient Burlesquians as a symbol of all that was naked and sexy in the world. When that...

Porkpie http://www.pinchbottom.com Golden Boobs of Doom were worshipped by the Ancient Burlesquians as a symbol of all that was naked and sexy in the world. When that ribald civilization fell, the legend of the Boobs sagged with time... until Nastyana Jones --an archeologist specializing in erotic artifacts--finds a pornographic map that will lead her down the glory trail to adventure, and set her against the evil Baron Schweintörte in a race to uncover the gilded bazooms.]]> tag:www.pinchbottom.com,2008:/shows//7.246 2008-02-29T05:34:35Z 2008-04-28T18:43:51Z

The Rack Pack is back! And they're bringing "the strip" to Atlantic City. But when a seedy casino owner cancels their hit show, there's only one way for these cats to get their revenge... a swingin' naked heist. Nasty Canasta,...

Porkpie http://www.pinchbottom.com The Rack Pack is back! And they're bringing "the strip" to Atlantic City. But when a seedy casino owner cancels their hit show, there's only one way for these cats to get their revenge... a swingin' naked heist. Nasty Canasta, Jonny Porkpie and their crew of hardening criminals will have to use all the "special skills" they can muster to slip past casino security and break into the vault. Can these scantily-clad felons pull off... the Boob Job? ]]> tag:www.pinchbottom.com,2008:/shows//7.244 2008-02-29T01:43:34Z 2008-02-28T03:52:10Z

Let the sexy experts of The Pinchbottom Institute for the Sex gently guide you through the simple steps necessary to make you -- yes, you! -- a whiz at HOW to SEX. HOW to SEX (a do-it-yourself guide) covers every...

Porkpie http://www.pinchbottom.com Let the sexy experts of The Pinchbottom Institute for the Sex gently guide you through the simple steps necessary to make you -- yes, you! -- a whiz at HOW to SEX. HOW to SEX (a do-it-yourself guide) covers every aspect of intercourse in a series of ten easy burlesque-based lessons, all presented live on stage. From choosing the best partner or equipment -- to accurately undressing -- to correctly putting the right thing in, around, or on the other thing -- to cleaning up afterwards, the ins and outs of this difficult and confusing task are examined in explicit detail. tag:www.pinchbottom.com,2008:/shows//7.264 2008-02-27T13:46:06Z 2008-03-04T01:06:36Z

When Nasty Canasta takes charge of the Holiday Pageant, she decides to celebrate "the 12 Days of Xmas" with nudity, using burlesque stars for sexy tributes to each traditional "true love" present. But the grinch-like (but legally distinct) "Pinch" (Jonny...

Porkpie http://www.pinchbottom.com When Nasty Canasta takes charge of the Holiday Pageant, she decides to celebrate "the 12 Days of Xmas" with nudity, using burlesque stars for sexy tributes to each traditional "true love" present. But the grinch-like (but legally distinct) "Pinch" (Jonny Porkpie) wants to keep Xmas clean and pure as the virgin snow, and so dresses up like a Burlesque Santa and sets out to kidnap each and every performer in Nasty's show. tag:www.pinchbottom.com,2008:/shows//7.263 2008-02-27T13:32:14Z 2008-05-18T19:42:28Z

Time to score! It's the bottom of the 4th down, and Pinchbottom is on the ropes with the bases loaded and the tally 40-love. Can the home team birdie the goal from the foul line to slam-dunk the match,...

Porkpie http://www.pinchbottom.com Time to score! It's the bottom of the 4th down, and Pinchbottom is on the ropes with the bases loaded and the tally 40-love. Can the home team birdie the goal from the foul line to slam-dunk the match, or will they stumble into the net on the final lap? You've never seen sports action quite like the action you'll see in Pinchbottom's BALLS! Sporty Burlesque. It's a whole nude ballgame! It's not about whether you win. It's about how you lose... your clothes. ]]> tag:www.pinchbottom.com,2008:/shows//7.262 2008-02-27T13:18:23Z 2008-02-27T13:37:06Z

Things are definitely not groovy in Disco City, where rollerskating Crime Boss Nasty Canasta runs an illicit burlesque and counterfeiting ring with a satin-gloved fist. There's just one hope for this jive town: Funkadelic policeman Jonny Porkpie and the far-out...

Porkpie http://www.pinchbottom.com Things are definitely not groovy in Disco City, where rollerskating Crime Boss Nasty Canasta runs an illicit burlesque and counterfeiting ring with a satin-gloved fist. There's just one hope for this jive town: Funkadelic policeman Jonny Porkpie and the far-out detectives of P.I.N.C.H. SQUAD. Can you dig it? Pinchbottom travels back in time to the sexy seventies to follow the officers of the "Police Investigative Narcotics, Counterfeiting & Hootchy-kootch Squad" as they try to bring down the bad guys in a world gone mad. But can the polyester-clad Fuzz solve the mystery of who stole the decade's fashion sense? You've never been happier to see clothes come off than in P.I.N.C.H. SQUAD 70s Cop Show Burlesque. tag:www.pinchbottom.com,2008:/shows//7.261 2008-02-27T13:06:44Z 2008-02-27T13:17:49Z

All concerned parties are invited to attend a tassel-twirling community meeting where the Pinchbottom Burlesque Management Company, LLC ("PBMC") will unveil a much sexier plan for the development of Coney Island: a burlesque theme park called PINCHBOTTOMLAND. Says Nasty Canasta,...

Porkpie http://www.pinchbottom.com All concerned parties are invited to attend a tassel-twirling community meeting where the Pinchbottom Burlesque Management Company, LLC ("PBMC") will unveil a much sexier plan for the development of Coney Island: a burlesque theme park called PINCHBOTTOMLAND. Says Nasty Canasta, co-founder and CEO of PBMC, LLC, "Our rides and attractions will be much more exciting than anything our competitors can offer. Our Bumper Cars both bump and grind, our Roller Coaster has the most dangerous curves around, and as for our Tunnel of Love... well, you'll just have to come see for yourself." WARNING: first few rows may get wet. tag:www.pinchbottom.com,2008:/shows//7.260 2008-02-27T12:55:30Z 2008-02-27T13:16:25Z

Finally, a burlesque show for the whole family! (Except the kids.) Yes, everybody from the young to the young at heart (actual young will not be admitted) will enjoy this brightly-colored show designed especially for children! (Not suitable for children.)...

Porkpie http://www.pinchbottom.com Finally, a burlesque show for the whole family! (Except the kids.) Yes, everybody from the young to the young at heart (actual young will not be admitted) will enjoy this brightly-colored show designed especially for children! (Not suitable for children.) With puppets! Animation! Costumed characters! And tributes to some of the greatest children's shows of all time! (18+ only. ID required.) tag:www.pinchbottom.com,2008:/shows//7.259 2008-02-27T12:16:11Z 2008-02-27T13:06:00Z

When Nasty Canasta and Jonny Porkpie are offered the chance to bring Pinchbottom to Broadway, they immediately call on all of the talented and wonderful people who helped make their off-off-Broadway show such a hit... to ask them to audition,...

Porkpie http://www.pinchbottom.com Chorus Line-style. But can Pinchbottom hit just the right balance of schlock, cheese and overblown production numbers necessary to appeal to a Broadway audience? Or will they resort to doing burlesque tributes to existing "classics", such as Cats, My Fair Lady, Chicago, Jukebox Musicals, The Glass Menagerie, and everything in between? In this Broadway extravaganza, there's only one rule: No Gypsy.]]> tag:www.pinchbottom.com,2008:/shows//7.258 2008-02-27T11:41:03Z 2008-02-27T13:06:14Z

In the peaceful town of Pinchbottom Gulch, sheriff Jonny Porkpie doesn't have much to do... that is, until Nasty Canasta and her rowdy band of girl outlaws ride into town with their guns a-blazin', and their blazin' guns. So the...

Porkpie http://www.pinchbottom.com In the peaceful town of Pinchbottom Gulch, sheriff Jonny Porkpie doesn't have much to do... that is, until Nasty Canasta and her rowdy band of girl outlaws ride into town with their guns a-blazin', and their blazin' guns. So the sheriff must dust off his saddle, round up the posse, strap on his six-shooters (along with whatever else he can find to strap on), and head for a showdown at the T&A Corral. It's a bonanza of the good, the bad, and the naked, a show so dang hot it will have you riding sidesaddle for weeks. Pinchbottom's "...AND THE HORSE YOU RODE IN ON!" Wild West Burlesque will truly tell the story of How the Breast Was Won. Ride 'em, cowgirl! ...please? tag:www.pinchbottom.com,2008:/shows//7.243 2008-02-27T11:40:17Z 2008-02-27T12:14:52Z

When THE PINCH BROTHERS (also sisters) are hired to save an ailing theater, they do so by by converting it into a BAWDY HOUSE, complete with ribald comedy, risqué magic, and of course, burlesque, burlesque, burlesque! But on opening night,...

Porkpie http://www.pinchbottom.com When THE PINCH BROTHERS (also sisters) are hired to save an ailing theater, they do so by by converting it into a BAWDY HOUSE, complete with ribald comedy, risqué magic, and of course, burlesque, burlesque, burlesque! But on opening night, everything goes wrong -- buttons keep popping, pants keep dropping, and the schtick keeps getting schtickier. Can Nasto (NASTY CANASTA), Porko (JONNY PORKPIE), and their siblings Basto, Cadabro, Clammo, Drunko, Gigo, Li'l Brooko, Litto, Lukko, Naughtio, Neilo, Peeko, Rubo, Rayo, and Tiggo, get through the show with their clothes intact? Nope. tag:www.pinchbottom.com,2008:/shows//7.257 2008-02-27T11:25:31Z 2008-02-27T11:39:45Z

Amateur detectives Nasty Canasta and Jonny Porkpie must track down the killer of famed tassel-twirler and burlesque educator Jo Boobs before the police arrive and shut down the Pinchbottom show... for good. But who is the most likely suspect? The...

Porkpie http://www.pinchbottom.com Amateur detectives Nasty Canasta and Jonny Porkpie must track down the killer of famed tassel-twirler and burlesque educator Jo Boobs before the police arrive and shut down the Pinchbottom show... for good. But who is the most likely suspect? The Coney Island Mermaid, the Pierced Ballerina, or the Sideshow Freak? The Female/Female Impersonator, the Stripper Librarian, or the Big Blue Bunny? The Ex-Student with Plans of Her Own, or Miss Exotic World 2004? The maid? Or was it, in a fit of predictability, the butler? How did the murderer manage to commit the crime in front of an audience full of people? And where did she hide the weapon? Can YOU solve the mystery of... Who Killed Jo Boobs? tag:www.pinchbottom.com,2008:/shows//7.256 2008-02-27T11:16:39Z 2008-07-07T17:26:34Z

THREE NIGHTS! President Jonny Porkpie decides that Nasty Canasta and the Pinchbottom Burlesque Organization are stockpiling "Weapons of Ass Destruction", and orders the invasion of their home base... New York City. In response, PINCHBOTTOM DECLARES WAR and Drill Sergeant Canasta whips her Burly-Q Commandoes into fighting form with a rigorous basic training regimen. In high-heeled boot camp, these burlesque stars must forswear their beloved bump & grind in favor of military maneuvers. When the two armies clash, will Porkpie's elite Presidential unit infiltrate the burlesque stronghold? Or will his regime be toppled by Nasty's privates? New Location! THE FLEA map | PR about venue switch |

Porkpie http://www.pinchbottom.com THREE NIGHTS! President Jonny Porkpie decides that Nasty Canasta and the Pinchbottom Burlesque Organization are stockpiling "Weapons of Ass Destruction", and attempts to raise his approval rating by ordering an immediate invasion of their home base... New York City. In response, PINCHBOTTOM DECLARES WAR and Drill Sergeant Canasta whips her Burly-Q Commandoes into fighting form with a rigorous basic training regimen. In high-heeled boot camp, these burlesque stars must forswear their beloved bump & grind in favor of military maneuvers. When the two armies clash, will Porkpie's elite Presidential unit infiltrate the burlesque stronghold? Or will his regime be toppled by Nasty's privates?]]> tag:www.pinchbottom.com,2008:/shows//7.255 2008-02-27T11:04:11Z 2008-02-28T00:04:23Z

Nasty Canasta and Jonny Porkpie are thrilled when they're invited to host the Oscars... until Porkpie realizes that only Nasty has been asked. But that doesn't stop Pinchbottom from rolling out the red carpet for an award-winning night of big...

Porkpie http://www.pinchbottom.com All About Eve to the uncontested favorite for best picture in 2007, Miami Vice. The movies, actors, directors, and costume-makers honored represent over 69 Oscar nods, and thirty winners of the phallic statuettes, not to mention a few high-profile losers. From great movies that just won't stop spawning laughable sequels to laughable directors who spawn winning biopics, to losing films that launched Oscar-winning careers, and the winning-est films ever made, FILM STRIP takes on Hollywood as only Pinchbottom can: by taking it off.]]>