tag:www.pinchbottom.com,2008-02-21:/shows//7 2009-06-01T18:25:21Z Movable Type 4.1 tag:www.pinchbottom.com,2009:/shows//7.433 2009-04-06T19:11:16Z 2009-06-01T18:25:21Z

INCOMING - FINAL TRANSMISSION ... A small band of burlesque performers has survived ... the provisional government's ban on all forms of nakedness has forced us to become outlaws, outcasts in a world we never made .... we are attempting to rebuild society the only way we can: by taking off our clothes ... if anyone out there still believes in the principles of truth, justice, and striptease, find us .... the future nudity of humanity is at stake .... MESSAGE INTERRUPTED

Porkpie http://www.pinchbottom.com INCOMING - FINAL TRANSMISSION ... A small band of burlesque performers has survived ... the provisional government's ban on all forms of nakedness has forced us to become outlaws, outcasts in a world we never made .... we are attempting to rebuild society the only way we can: by taking off our clothes ... if anyone out there still believes in the principles of truth, justice, and striptease, find us .... the future nudity of humanity is at stake .... MESSAGE INTERRUPTED tag:www.pinchbottom.com,2009:/shows//7.431 2009-03-20T18:25:59Z 2009-04-19T14:39:33Z

WORLD PREMIERE. Nasty Canasta arrives for her first day of Freshman year at Pinchbottom University, where the student body is well-rounded, the college green is nicely trimmed, and the extracurricular activities are all extra-extracurricular! But even though she quickly befriends "Big Man on Campus" Jonny Porkpie, Nasty discovers that dorm life is a lot harder than anticipated at... PINCH U. All all-new show in the tradition of such somber meditations on collegiate life as Animal House, Revenge of the Nerds, and Teen Wolf Too, PINCH U. kicks off Pinchbottom's Off-Broadway Spring season at The Bleecker Street Theater. Want to get into the spirit of Pinch U. early? Then print your own beer with the Pinch U. home brew!

Porkpie http://www.pinchbottom.com PINCH U.

All all-new show in the tradition of such somber meditations on collegiate life as Animal House, Revenge of the Nerds, and Teen Wolf Too, PINCH U. kicks off Pinchbottom's Off-Broadway Spring season at The Bleecker Street Theater.

Want to get into the spirit of Pinch U. early? Then print your own beer with the Pinch U. home brew!]]> tag:www.pinchbottom.com,2009:/shows//7.421 2009-01-22T16:45:23Z 2009-03-25T19:15:37Z

When Pinchbottom puts a gaggle of gorgeous burlesque performers in a house on a desert island in a bus on the road in a boardroom on a boat at a circus with a dancing bachelor idol apprentice and someone else's wife's nanny's washed-up celebrity chef and Cory and forces them to compete competitively for the title of "Top Most Best Biggest Everything Ever for all time 2009", what will happen? There's only one thing you can be sure of... it's going to be sexy.

Porkpie http://www.pinchbottom.com When Pinchbottom puts a gaggle of gorgeous burlesque performers in a house on a desert island in a bus on the road in a boardroom on a boat at a circus with a dancing bachelor idol apprentice and someone else's wife's nanny's washed-up celebrity chef and Cory and forces them to compete competitively for the title of "Top Most Best Biggest Everything Ever for all time 2009", what will happen? There's only one thing you can be sure of... it's going to be sexy. tag:www.pinchbottom.com,2009:/shows//7.415 2009-01-18T03:00:00Z 2009-03-25T19:15:46Z

There's a body in the library... and what a body! But which of the mysteriously sexy guests at Pinchbottom Manor is the killer? Quirky British detectives Nasty Canasta and Jonny Porkpie are searching for clues in every pair of panties, but they have their work cut out for them -- because in this mystery, every suspect is drop-dead gorgeous.

Porkpie http://www.pinchbottom.com There's a body in the library... and what a body! But which of the mysteriously sexy guests at Pinchbottom Manor is the killer? Quirky British detectives Nasty Canasta and Jonny Porkpie are searching for clues in every pair of panties, but they have their work cut out for them -- because in this mystery, every suspect is drop-dead gorgeous. tag:www.pinchbottom.com,2008:/shows//7.381 2008-08-07T18:23:32Z 2009-06-29T15:49:20Z

Pretençión is the place where Mystery sits at a table with Elegance, and Imagination orders a round of drinks before dinner. It is a world where those drinks are served by a pompous clown. Join Pinchbottom on a sensual quest for Pretençión, an imaginary yet sexy element that turns burlesque performers into infuriatingly, unendurably spellbinding artistes who peel away the mundane with every layer of clothing. Step into the world of Pretençión -- but be careful not to trip on the magic.

Porkpie http://www.pinchbottom.com Pretençión is the place where Mystery sits at a table with Elegance, and Imagination orders a round of drinks before dinner. It is a world where those drinks are served by a pompous clown. Join Pinchbottom on a sensual quest for Pretençión, an imaginary yet sexy element that turns burlesque performers from "Jerkques" (ordinary people) into self-important "Cirques": infuriatingly magical, unendurably spellbinding artistes who peel away the mundane with every layer of clothing. Step into the world of Pretençión -- but be careful not to trip on the magic.]]> tag:www.pinchbottom.com,2008:/shows//7.382 2008-08-01T22:53:44Z 2008-11-11T17:30:16Z

In an infernal supper club, a story of seduction and damnation unfolds when the devil takes the form of a burlesque dancer to bargain for the eternal souls of the entire audience.

Porkpie http://www.pinchbottom.com In an infernal supper club, a story of seduction and damnation unfolds when the devil takes the form of a burlesque dancer to bargain for the eternal souls of the entire audience. Ecdysiastical alchemist Jonny Porkpie calls forth the diabolical Nasty Canasta to seduce guests with all the temptations that the underworld can offer: burlesque beauties bent to a fiendish will; feats of sideshow and variety skill purchased at an unthinkable price; humor with a dark intent. Travel with sirens, freaks, and demons on a burlesque tour of the nether regions. Because when Pinchbottom makes a deal with the devil, it's going to get hot. tag:www.pinchbottom.com,2008:/shows//7.371 2008-07-25T02:00:00Z 2008-11-10T19:51:49Z

Beauty, poise, intelligence, a nice ass, the eighties: these are the qualities necessary to earn the coveted title of Miss Pinchbottom 1983. Witness the drama as world-class finalists clamber to the top of the heap in the contest for the crown. Our Washed-Up Celebrity MC fuels the fires as elegance and charm are flung about at the 25th Annual Miss Pinchbottom 1983 Pageant.

Porkpie http://www.pinchbottom.com 25th Annual Miss Pinchbottom 1983 Pageant.]]> tag:www.pinchbottom.com,2008:/shows//7.294 2008-06-21T02:00:00Z 2008-08-12T03:44:36Z

A myth steeped in legend, surrounded by mystery, wrapped in secrets, dripping in sweat: The Golden Boobs of Doom were worshipped by the Ancient Burlesquians as a symbol of all that was naked and sexy in the world. When that...

Porkpie http://www.pinchbottom.com Golden Boobs of Doom were worshipped by the Ancient Burlesquians as a symbol of all that was naked and sexy in the world. When that ribald civilization fell, the legend of the Boobs sagged with time... until Nastyana Jones --an archeologist specializing in erotic artifacts--finds a pornographic map that will lead her down the glory trail to adventure, and set her against the evil Baron Schweintörte in a race to uncover the gilded bazooms.]]> tag:www.pinchbottom.com,2008:/shows//7.246 2008-02-29T05:34:35Z 2008-08-12T03:44:14Z

The Rack Pack is back! And they're bringing "the strip" to Atlantic City. But when a seedy casino owner cancels their hit show, there's only one way for these cats to get their revenge... a swingin' naked heist. Nasty Canasta,...

Porkpie http://www.pinchbottom.com The Rack Pack is back! And they're bringing "the strip" to Atlantic City. But when a seedy casino owner cancels their hit show, there's only one way for these cats to get their revenge... a swingin' naked heist. Nasty Canasta, Jonny Porkpie and their crew of hardening criminals will have to use all the "special skills" they can muster to slip past casino security and break into the vault. Can these scantily-clad felons pull off... the Boob Job? ]]> tag:www.pinchbottom.com,2008:/shows//7.244 2008-02-29T01:43:34Z 2009-01-25T16:24:42Z

Let the sexy experts of The Pinchbottom Institute for the Sex gently guide you through the simple steps necessary to make you -- yes, you! -- a whiz at HOW to SEX. HOW to SEX (a do-it-yourself guide) uncovers every...

Porkpie http://www.pinchbottom.com Let the sexy experts of The Pinchbottom Institute for the Sex gently guide you through the simple steps necessary to make you -- yes, you! -- a whiz at HOW to SEX. HOW to SEX (a do-it-yourself guide) uncovers every aspect of intercourse in a series of easy-to-watch burlesque-based lessons, all presented live on stage. From choosing the best partner or equipment -- to accurately undressing -- to correctly putting the right thing in, around, or on the other thing -- to cleaning up afterwards, the ins and outs of this difficult and confusing task are examined in tassel-twirling detail in this burlesque self-help seminar. tag:www.pinchbottom.com,2008:/shows//7.264 2008-02-27T13:46:06Z 2009-01-25T16:24:05Z

When Nasty Canasta takes charge of the Holiday Pageant, she decides to celebrate "the 12 Days of Xmas" with nudity, using burlesque stars for sexy tributes to each traditional "true love" present. But the grinch-like (but legally distinct) "Pinch" (Jonny...

Porkpie http://www.pinchbottom.com When Nasty Canasta takes charge of the Holiday Pageant, she decides to celebrate "the 12 Days of Xmas" with nudity, using burlesque stars for sexy tributes to each traditional "true love" present. But the grinch-like (but legally distinct) "Pinch" (Jonny Porkpie) wants to keep Xmas clean and pure as the virgin snow, and so dresses up like a Burlesque Santa and sets out to kidnap each and every performer in Nasty's show. tag:www.pinchbottom.com,2008:/shows//7.263 2008-02-27T13:32:14Z 2008-08-12T03:51:51Z

Tragedy strikes a small town when beloved Coach Pinchy is fatally killed in a deadly accident. So it's up to Assistant Coaches Jonny Porkpie and Nasty Canasta to whip an all-burlesque-star team into fighting shape in time to win the...

Porkpie http://www.pinchbottom.com Tragedy strikes a small town when beloved Coach Pinchy is fatally killed in a deadly accident. So it's up to Assistant Coaches Jonny Porkpie and Nasty Canasta to whip an all-burlesque-star team into fighting shape in time to win the coveted Gold Trophy Cup Award Prize at the biggest athletic event of the year: the SportsLympics. And they'll do it... for Coach Pinchy. Time to score! It's the bottom of the 4th down, and Pinchbottom is on the ropes with the bases loaded and the tally 40-love. Can the home team birdie the goal from the foul line to slam-dunk the match, or will they stumble into the net on the final lap? You've never seen sports action quite like the action you'll see in Pinchbottom's BALLS! Sporty Burlesque. It's a whole nude ballgame! It's not about whether you win. It's about how you lose... your clothes. tag:www.pinchbottom.com,2008:/shows//7.262 2008-02-27T13:18:23Z 2009-06-14T18:38:09Z

PINCHBOTTOM'S FINAL MONTHLY! Things are definitely not groovy in Disco City, where down and dirty Crime Boss Nasty Canasta runs an illicit burlesque and counterfeiting ring with a satin-gloved fist. There's just one hope for this jive town: Funkadelic policeman Jonny Porkpie and the far-out detectives of P.I.N.C.H. SQUAD. But can the polyester-clad Fuzz solve the mystery of who stole the decade's fashion sense? You've never been happier to see clothes come off than in P.I.N.C.H. SQUAD 70s Cop Show Burlesque.

Porkpie http://www.pinchbottom.com Things are definitely not groovy in Disco City, where down and dirty Crime Boss Nasty Canasta runs an illicit burlesque and counterfeiting ring with a satin-gloved fist. There's just one hope for this jive town: Funkadelic policeman Jonny Porkpie and the far-out detectives of P.I.N.C.H. SQUAD. Can you dig it? Pinchbottom travels back in time to the sexy seventies to follow the officers of the "Police Investigative Narcotics, Counterfeiting & Hootchy-kootch Squad" as they try to bring down the bad guys in a world gone mad. But can the polyester-clad Fuzz solve the mystery of who stole the decade's fashion sense? You've never been happier to see clothes come off than in P.I.N.C.H. SQUAD 70s Cop Show Burlesque. tag:www.pinchbottom.com,2008:/shows//7.261 2008-02-27T13:06:44Z 2008-11-13T22:57:54Z

All concerned parties are invited to attend a tassel-twirling community meeting where the Pinchbottom Burlesque Management Company, LLC ("PBMC") will unveil a much sexier plan for the development of Coney Island: a burlesque theme park called PINCHBOTTOMLAND. Says Nasty Canasta,...

Porkpie http://www.pinchbottom.com All concerned parties are invited to attend a tassel-twirling community meeting where the Pinchbottom Burlesque Management Company, LLC ("PBMC") will unveil a much sexier plan for the development of Coney Island: a burlesque theme park called PINCHBOTTOMLAND. Says Nasty Canasta, co-founder and CEO of PBMC, LLC, "Our rides and attractions will be much more exciting than anything our competitors can offer. Our Bumper Cars both bump and grind, our Roller Coaster has the most dangerous curves around, and as for our Tunnel of Love... well, you'll just have to come see for yourself." WARNING: first few rows may get wet. tag:www.pinchbottom.com,2008:/shows//7.260 2008-02-27T12:55:30Z 2008-02-27T13:16:25Z

Finally, a burlesque show for the whole family! (Except the kids.) Yes, everybody from the young to the young at heart (actual young will not be admitted) will enjoy this brightly-colored show designed especially for children! (Not suitable for children.)...

Porkpie http://www.pinchbottom.com Finally, a burlesque show for the whole family! (Except the kids.) Yes, everybody from the young to the young at heart (actual young will not be admitted) will enjoy this brightly-colored show designed especially for children! (Not suitable for children.) With puppets! Animation! Costumed characters! And tributes to some of the greatest children's shows of all time! (18+ only. ID required.)