tag:www.pinchbottom.com,2008-02-21:/shows//7 2010-03-10T02:30:32Z Movable Type 4.1 tag:www.pinchbottom.com,2009:/shows//7.483 2010-04-03T00:00:00Z 2010-03-10T02:30:32Z

The international hit nude literary salon comes to New York City via the people who bring you Pinchbottom Burlesque. In April, NGR NYC takes a look back at the books which made our formative years so very formative with Naked Girls Reading TWEEN LIT on Friday, April 2 at 8:00pm. Starring Nasty Canasta, with BB Heart, Bunny Love, Clams Casino, Delirium Tremens Buy Tix | 

Porkpie http://www.pinchbottom.com Naked Girls Reading TWEEN LIT starring Nasty Canasta, with BB Heart, Bunny Love, Clams Casino, Delirium Tremens. Buy Tickets

In March, NGR NYC takes a trip to the future with Naked Girls Reading SCIENCE FICTION starring Nasty Canasta, with Madame Rosebud, Miss Tickle, Sapphire Jones, and The Naked Librarian.

On 1/29/10, NGR NYC donned a fedora for Naked Girls Reading PULP! Gotham's Seedy Underbelly, featuring lurid readings from stories set in the hard-boiled streets of New York City, including Jonny Porkpie's "The Corpse Wore Pasties". Starred Nasty Canasta, Bunny Love, Clams Casino, Darlinda Just Darlinda, Gal Friday.

On 12/9/09, a special holiday edition found the NAKED GIRLS READING A Christmas Carol - Dickens' Original Performance Text. Hosted by Nasty Canasta, with Clams Casino, Peekaboo Pointe, and Sapphire Jones.

On 10/16/09, the NYC debut of NAKED GIRLS READING BANNED BOOKS was hosted by Nasty Canasta, with readings by Gal Friday, GiGi La Femme, Jo Boobs, Legs Malone, Sapphire Jones, and very special guest NGR creator Michelle L'Amour.]]> tag:www.pinchbottom.com,2009:/shows//7.498 2009-12-03T03:00:00Z 2009-12-27T20:59:08Z

Marley was nude, to begin with.... Charles Dickens immortal classic finally drops its knickers and gets down to business. "Burlesque queen Nasty Canasta makes perhaps the loveliest and certainly the nudest Scrooge in history" -The New York Times

Porkpie http://www.pinchbottom.com Marley was nude, to begin with....
Charles Dickens immortal classic finally drops its knickers and gets down to business. "A Christmas Carol is perhaps my absolute favorite piece of literature," says Pinchbottom co-producer Nasty Canasta, who will play the Scrooge character in the show. "But there has always been one thing missing from the classic tale... and that is, of course, sexy Victorian-era vixens lasciviously removing their knickers." According to Jonny Porkpie, who plays Marley's Ghost and is adapting the story for the burlesque stage, the Pinchbottom version will not stray far from the original text. "Other than changing the Scrooge character to a woman, his counting house to a strip club, and adding boobs every few minutes"--he said--"the show will be completely faithful to Dickens." "I mean, in its own way," Porkpie clarified. "Perhaps it might be more accurate to say that the show and Dickens will have an open relationship."

Wed 12/2: Sneak Preview! Albert Cadabra, Dirty Martini, Peekaboo Pointe, Ruby Valentine - BUY TIX
Thurs 12/3: Angie Pontani, Clams Casino, Dirty Martini, Jo Boobs - BUY TIX
Fri 12/4: Albert Cadabra, Bambi the Mermaid, Delirium Tremens, GiGi La Femme, Sapphire Jones - BUY TIX
Sat 12/5: Delirium Tremens, Jezebel Express, Jo Boobs, Ruby Valentine - BUY TIX
Sun 12/6: Creamy Stevens, Legs Malone, Melody Sweets, Schaffer the Darklord (with BB Heart) - BUY TIX
Thurs 12/10: Hanukkah Edition! Darlinda Just Darlinda, Little Brooklyn, Minnie Tonka, The Schlep Sisters - BUY TIX
Fri 12/11: Harvest Moon, Julie Atlas Muz, Leroi the Girl Boi, Ms Tickle - BUY TIX
Sat 12/12: Bunny Love, GiGi La Femme, Sapphire Jones, Vikki Likkerish, Taylor Mac BUY TIX
Sun 12/13: Bird of Paradise, Gal Friday, Julie Atlas Muz, Perle Noire - BUY TIX
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On the eve of the publication of Jonny Porkpie's lurid pulp novel "The Corpse Wore Pasties", Pinchbottom's burlesque book party celebration is in full swing... until the show's performers see the manuscript for the first time and notice distinct similarities between themselves and the characters in the book. Tempers flare, bodices rip, tassels twirl... and Porkpie ends up dead. So co-producer Nasty Canasta dons her detective pasties and attempts to uncover the murderer before the final curtain -- with a little help from you.

Porkpie http://www.pinchbottom.com On the eve of the publication of Jonny Porkpie's lurid pulp novel "The Corpse Wore Pasties," Pinchbottom's burlesque book party celebration is in full swing... until the show's performers see the manuscript for the first time and notice distinct similarities between themselves and the characters in the book. Tempers flare, bodices rip, tassels twirl... and Porkpie ends up dead. So co-producer Nasty Canasta dons her detective pasties and attempts to uncover the murderer before the final curtain -- with a little help from you. Pinchbottom marks the launch of "The Corpse Wore Pasties" (Hard Case Crime, November 24) with a brand-new theatrical event: LURID PULP!, an interactive-murder-mystery-book-release-party-burlesque-show. New York's top burlesque stars will quite literally flesh out the characters in "The Corpse Wore Pasties" by recreating the striptease numbers described in Porkpie's book. Nasty Canasta, Clams Casino, Dirty Martini, GiGi La Femme, Jo Boobs, Madame Rosebud -- as well as the author himself -- will make the words leap off the page, and out of their undergarments. tag:www.pinchbottom.com,2009:/shows//7.455 2009-08-22T02:00:00Z 2009-08-22T20:06:54Z

When Hugo J. Porkenbush, house doctor to the Coney Island Sideshow, accidentally incapacitates all the performers, he has to find replacement acts -- and fast! So he recruits a pair of Boardwalk grifters (Nasto & Tiggo) to shanghai "volunteers" for the show. But when, instead of hapless victims, they abduct a bevy of burlesque performers from the Mermaid Parade, the show goes on... a lot further than anyone expected!Burlesque At The Beach at Sideshows By The Seashore1208 Surf Ave, Coney Island, Brooklyn

Porkpie http://www.pinchbottom.com When Hugo J. Porkenbush, house doctor to the Coney Island Sideshow, accidentally incapacitates all the performers, he has to find replacement acts -- and fast! So he recruits a pair of Boardwalk grifters (Nasto & Tiggo) to shanghai "volunteers" for the show. But when, instead of hapless victims, they abduct a bevy of burlesque performers from the Mermaid Parade, the show goes on... a lot further than anyone expected! tag:www.pinchbottom.com,2009:/shows//7.433 2009-04-06T19:11:16Z 2009-06-01T18:25:21Z

INCOMING - FINAL TRANSMISSION ... A small band of burlesque performers has survived ... the provisional government's ban on all forms of nakedness has forced us to become outlaws, outcasts in a world we never made .... we are attempting to rebuild society the only way we can: by taking off our clothes ... if anyone out there still believes in the principles of truth, justice, and striptease, find us .... the future nudity of humanity is at stake .... MESSAGE INTERRUPTED

Porkpie http://www.pinchbottom.com INCOMING - FINAL TRANSMISSION ... A small band of burlesque performers has survived ... the provisional government's ban on all forms of nakedness has forced us to become outlaws, outcasts in a world we never made .... we are attempting to rebuild society the only way we can: by taking off our clothes ... if anyone out there still believes in the principles of truth, justice, and striptease, find us .... the future nudity of humanity is at stake .... MESSAGE INTERRUPTED tag:www.pinchbottom.com,2009:/shows//7.431 2009-03-20T18:25:59Z 2009-04-19T14:39:33Z

WORLD PREMIERE. Nasty Canasta arrives for her first day of Freshman year at Pinchbottom University, where the student body is well-rounded, the college green is nicely trimmed, and the extracurricular activities are all extra-extracurricular! But even though she quickly befriends "Big Man on Campus" Jonny Porkpie, Nasty discovers that dorm life is a lot harder than anticipated at... PINCH U. All all-new show in the tradition of such somber meditations on collegiate life as Animal House, Revenge of the Nerds, and Teen Wolf Too, PINCH U. kicks off Pinchbottom's Off-Broadway Spring season at The Bleecker Street Theater. Want to get into the spirit of Pinch U. early? Then print your own beer with the Pinch U. home brew!

Porkpie http://www.pinchbottom.com PINCH U.

All all-new show in the tradition of such somber meditations on collegiate life as Animal House, Revenge of the Nerds, and Teen Wolf Too, PINCH U. kicks off Pinchbottom's Off-Broadway Spring season at The Bleecker Street Theater.

Want to get into the spirit of Pinch U. early? Then print your own beer with the Pinch U. home brew!]]> tag:www.pinchbottom.com,2009:/shows//7.421 2009-01-22T16:45:23Z 2009-03-25T19:15:37Z

When Pinchbottom puts a gaggle of gorgeous burlesque performers in a house on a desert island in a bus on the road in a boardroom on a boat at a circus with a dancing bachelor idol apprentice and someone else's wife's nanny's washed-up celebrity chef and Cory and forces them to compete competitively for the title of "Top Most Best Biggest Everything Ever for all time 2009", what will happen? There's only one thing you can be sure of... it's going to be sexy.

Porkpie http://www.pinchbottom.com When Pinchbottom puts a gaggle of gorgeous burlesque performers in a house on a desert island in a bus on the road in a boardroom on a boat at a circus with a dancing bachelor idol apprentice and someone else's wife's nanny's washed-up celebrity chef and Cory and forces them to compete competitively for the title of "Top Most Best Biggest Everything Ever for all time 2009", what will happen? There's only one thing you can be sure of... it's going to be sexy. tag:www.pinchbottom.com,2009:/shows//7.415 2009-01-18T03:00:00Z 2009-03-25T19:15:46Z

There's a body in the library... and what a body! But which of the mysteriously sexy guests at Pinchbottom Manor is the killer? Quirky British detectives Nasty Canasta and Jonny Porkpie are searching for clues in every pair of panties, but they have their work cut out for them -- because in this mystery, every suspect is drop-dead gorgeous.

Porkpie http://www.pinchbottom.com There's a body in the library... and what a body! But which of the mysteriously sexy guests at Pinchbottom Manor is the killer? Quirky British detectives Nasty Canasta and Jonny Porkpie are searching for clues in every pair of panties, but they have their work cut out for them -- because in this mystery, every suspect is drop-dead gorgeous. tag:www.pinchbottom.com,2008:/shows//7.381 2008-08-07T18:23:32Z 2009-07-20T16:08:50Z

Pretençión is the place where Mystery sits at a table with Elegance, and Imagination orders a round of drinks before dinner. It is a world where those drinks are served by a pompous clown. Join Pinchbottom on a sensual quest for Pretençión, an imaginary yet sexy element that turns burlesque performers into infuriatingly, unendurably spellbinding artistes who peel away the mundane with every layer of clothing. Step into the world of Pretençión -- but be careful not to trip on the magic.

Porkpie http://www.pinchbottom.com Pretençión is the place where Mystery sits at a table with Elegance, and Imagination orders a round of drinks before dinner. It is a world where those drinks are served by a pompous clown. Join Pinchbottom on a sensual quest for Pretençión, an imaginary yet sexy element that turns burlesque performers from "Jerkques" (ordinary people) into self-important "Cirques": infuriatingly magical, unendurably spellbinding artistes who peel away the mundane with every layer of clothing. Step into the world of Pretençión -- but be careful not to trip on the magic.]]> tag:www.pinchbottom.com,2008:/shows//7.382 2008-08-01T22:53:44Z 2008-11-11T17:30:16Z

In an infernal supper club, a story of seduction and damnation unfolds when the devil takes the form of a burlesque dancer to bargain for the eternal souls of the entire audience.

Porkpie http://www.pinchbottom.com In an infernal supper club, a story of seduction and damnation unfolds when the devil takes the form of a burlesque dancer to bargain for the eternal souls of the entire audience. Ecdysiastical alchemist Jonny Porkpie calls forth the diabolical Nasty Canasta to seduce guests with all the temptations that the underworld can offer: burlesque beauties bent to a fiendish will; feats of sideshow and variety skill purchased at an unthinkable price; humor with a dark intent. Travel with sirens, freaks, and demons on a burlesque tour of the nether regions. Because when Pinchbottom makes a deal with the devil, it's going to get hot. tag:www.pinchbottom.com,2008:/shows//7.294 2008-06-21T02:00:00Z 2008-08-12T03:44:36Z

A myth steeped in legend, surrounded by mystery, wrapped in secrets, dripping in sweat: The Golden Boobs of Doom were worshipped by the Ancient Burlesquians as a symbol of all that was naked and sexy in the world. When that...

Porkpie http://www.pinchbottom.com Golden Boobs of Doom were worshipped by the Ancient Burlesquians as a symbol of all that was naked and sexy in the world. When that ribald civilization fell, the legend of the Boobs sagged with time... until Nastyana Jones --an archeologist specializing in erotic artifacts--finds a pornographic map that will lead her down the glory trail to adventure, and set her against the evil Baron Schweintörte in a race to uncover the gilded bazooms.]]> tag:www.pinchbottom.com,2008:/shows//7.246 2008-02-29T05:34:35Z 2008-08-12T03:44:14Z

The Rack Pack is back! And they're bringing "the strip" to Atlantic City. But when a seedy casino owner cancels their hit show, there's only one way for these cats to get their revenge... a swingin' naked heist. Nasty Canasta,...

Porkpie http://www.pinchbottom.com The Rack Pack is back! And they're bringing "the strip" to Atlantic City. But when a seedy casino owner cancels their hit show, there's only one way for these cats to get their revenge... a swingin' naked heist. Nasty Canasta, Jonny Porkpie and their crew of hardening criminals will have to use all the "special skills" they can muster to slip past casino security and break into the vault. Can these scantily-clad felons pull off... the Boob Job? ]]> tag:www.pinchbottom.com,2008:/shows//7.244 2008-02-29T01:43:34Z 2009-12-07T23:41:09Z

Let the sexy experts of The Pinchbottom Institute for the Sex gently guide you through the simple steps necessary to make you -- yes, you! -- a whiz at HOW to SEX. HOW to SEX (a do-it-yourself guide) uncovers every...

Porkpie http://www.pinchbottom.com Let the sexy experts of The Pinchbottom Institute for the Sex gently guide you through the simple steps necessary to make you -- yes, you! -- a whiz at HOW to SEX. HOW to SEX (a do-it-yourself guide) uncovers every aspect of intercourse in a series of easy-to-watch burlesque-based lessons, all presented live on stage. From choosing the best partner or equipment -- to accurately undressing -- to correctly putting the right thing in, around, or on the other thing -- to cleaning up afterwards, the ins and outs of this difficult and confusing task are examined in tassel-twirling detail in this burlesque self-help seminar. tag:www.pinchbottom.com,2008:/shows//7.264 2008-02-27T13:46:06Z 2010-01-02T21:23:49Z

Now in its 3rd year! When Nasty Canasta takes charge of the Holiday Pageant, she decides to celebrate with nudity, using burlesque stars for sexy tributes to the season. But the grinch-like (but legally distinct) "Pinch" (Jonny Porkpie) wants to keep Xmas clean and pure as the virgin snow, and so dresses up like a Burlesque Santa and sets out to kidnap each and every performer in Nasty's show, including Julie Atlas Muz, Little Brooklyn, Legs Malone, Mat "Sealboy" Fraser, and Sapphire Jones. Burlesque Santa's sack is full of goodies for all the bad boys and girls.

Porkpie http://www.pinchbottom.com Now in its 3rd year! A stocking-stuffer that takes on the holidays as only Pinchbottom can; from behind. When Nasty Canasta takes charge of the Holiday Pageant, she decides to celebrate with nudity, using burlesque stars for sexy tributes to the season. But the grinch-like (but legally distinct) "Pinch" (Jonny Porkpie) wants to keep Xmas clean and pure as the virgin snow, and so dresses up like a Burlesque Santa and sets out to kidnap each and every performer in Nasty's show. Burlesque Santa's sack is full of goodies for all the bad boys and girls. And the best part is... these presents unwrap themselves! 12/28/09 edition stars Nasty Canasta and Jonny Porkpie, with Julie Atlas Muz, Little Brooklyn, Legs Malone, Mat "Sealboy" Fraser, Sapphire Jones. tag:www.pinchbottom.com,2008:/shows//7.263 2008-02-27T13:32:14Z 2009-12-07T22:07:08Z

Tragedy strikes a small town when beloved Coach Pinchy is fatally killed in a deadly accident. So it's up to Assistant Coaches Jonny Porkpie and Nasty Canasta to whip an all-burlesque-star team into fighting shape in time to win the...

Porkpie http://www.pinchbottom.com Tragedy strikes a small town when beloved Coach Pinchy is fatally killed in a deadly accident. So it's up to Assistant Coaches Jonny Porkpie and Nasty Canasta to whip an all-burlesque-star team into fighting shape in time to win the coveted Gold Trophy Cup Award Prize at the biggest athletic event of the year: the SportsLympics. And they'll do it... for Coach Pinchy. Time to score! It's the bottom of the 4th down, and Pinchbottom is on the ropes with the bases loaded and the tally 40-love. Can the home team birdie the goal from the foul line to slam-dunk the match, or will they stumble into the net on the final lap? You've never seen sports action quite like the action you'll see in Pinchbottom's BALLS! Sporty Burlesque. It's a whole nude ballgame! It's not about whether you win. It's about how you lose... your clothes.