Left: Postcard Image
Middle: President Porkpie's Press Conference
Right: Special Ops Nasty


Left: Sgt. First Class Jonny Porkpie demonstrates his enormous first strike capabilities
Center: Equipment check: General Canasta inspects the privates
Right: Nasty's warhead



Hunkered down in the bunker (x4)


Standard Pinchbottom pose #001: Vertical & Horizontal


Jonny Porkpie declares "Mission Accomplished" while Rear Admiral Nasty Canasta looks on | Photos by Ted D'Ottavio