Left: Postcard Image
Middle: President Porkpie's Press Conference
Right: Special Ops Nasty

Left: Sgt. First Class Jonny Porkpie demonstrates his enormous first strike capabilities
Center: Equipment check: General Canasta inspects the privates
Right: Nasty's warhead

Hunkered down in the bunker (x4)

Standard Pinchbottom pose #001: Vertical & Horizontal

Jonny Porkpie declares "Mission Accomplished" while Rear Admiral Nasty Canasta looks on | Photos by Ted D'Ottavio